Monday: (Monday)
Late again today
he'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry
he'd have to hurry out
to the bus

Tuesday: (Tuesday)
Horace was so sad
he'd never had a girl that he could care for
and if he was late once more
he'd be out. Oh oh

Don't be afraid
just knock on the door
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'
Then a voice from above
said
"Horace Wimp,this is your life
Go out and find, yourself a wife
Make a stand, and be a man
And you will have, a great life plan."
You can do it!

Come on Horace!

Wednesday: (Wednesday)
Horace met a girl
she was small and she was very pretty
he thought he was in love
he was afraid. Oh oh
Thursday: (Thursday)
Asks her for a date
the cafe down the street tomorrow evening
his head was reeling
when she said "Yes O.K."

Don't be afraid
just knock on the door
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'
Then a voice from above
said
"Horace Wimp,this is your life
Go out and find, yourself a wife
Make a stand, and be a man
And you will have, a great life plan."
You can do it!

Come on Horace!

Friday
Horace,this is it
he asks the girl if maybe they could marry
when she says "gladly."
Horace cries. Oh oh
Sunday: (Sunday)
Everybody's at the church
when Horace rushes in and says "Now here comes my wife
for the rest of my life."
And she did

Don't be afraid
just knock on the door
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'
Then a voice from above
said
"Horace Wimp,this is your wife
Go out and find, yourself a life
Make a stand, and be a man
And you will have, a great life plan."

Horace Wimp

Horace ---
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesdy, Thursday, Friday, Sunday